Congratulations. You’ve just taken the first step to help stamp out club abuse. The second step is much shorter. Simply contact one of our Founding Members, such as Jonah Hughes. You will be emailed a list of things you can do to help put an end – finally - to club abuse.
Jonah Hughes / Founding Member No. 4
Stop Club Abuse (S.C.A.)
336.529.2159
Legal Disclaimer: This email may or may not contain privileged and/or confidential Information regarding our strategy to stop club abuse. If you are not the current resident of this computer, then please stop reading immediately. If you are still reading and you are not the intended recipient, then you must swear on a stack of golf score cards that you will tell the truth and nothing but the truth if we decide to ask you if you’ve ever committed club abuse, or if we ask you about your handicap. Regardless, please do not refrain from copying, distributing, forwarding, or disseminating the contents of this message in any manner you deem appropriate, which includes using any/all technology, mobile or otherwise, invented yet or not. If you received this email in error, and its’ message about stopping club abuse, then consider yourself lucky. Most people are too busy trying to make a living to even notice the abuse of golf clubs. Or, if they see someone abusing a club because of an improper fit, they pretend not to notice because they ‘don’t want to get involved.’ But I digress. Please do not bother advising us if your employer does not approve of email messages of this kind. We are too busy trying to Stop Club Abuse. Even if we weren’t busy, which we are – very, we couldn’t do anything about it because we’ve already sent you this email. We appreciate your cooperation and your patience for reading this far. The following people are in no way affiliated with Stop Club Abuse or any of our official or unofficial sponsors: Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, John Daly, Sergio Garcia, Retief Goosen, Padraig Harrington, Colin Montgomerie, Vijay Singh, Greg Norman, Nick Faldo, Jose Maria Olazabal, Fred Funk, Jesper Parnevik, Bernhard Langer,Stuart Appleby, Bill Haas, Ernie Els, Paul Azinger, Bob Estes, Jeff Maggert, Davis Love III, Lee Janzen, Fred Couples, or Charles Howell III. If you or anyone you know knows any of the aforementioned, and think they might want to join the Stop Club Abuse movement, or better yet donate some of their winnings, then please have them email me A.S.A.P. at jonah@stopclubabuse.org I will be back at my computer quicker than you can say, “Fore!” Three! Three and a half!